Friday, November 23, 2007

It drives me crazy...

So what did the wife do when she was alone at home while the husband was at work?

After sending the husband to the door & kissed him gdbye, she ran a marathon around the living
area & threw open the curtains, like a crazy woman.

The idea was to let the sunshine in to lit up the house.

The madness didn't stop there.

She then switched on ALL the lights even when there was daylight.

Turned on the tv even when no one was watching.

Rushed up the flight of steps into the master bedroom & had the door locked while she tucked

herself safely under the blanket trying to get her well-deserved shut-eye.

But the eyes refused to co-operate.

Cos the mind had a hamster running & busy imagining wild things.

All the while, she had her eyes fixed on the door-knob, waiting to pounce on anyone/anything

that might try to break in.

Sadly, this is what you call paranoia.

When she finally gave up after many tries at getting her nap, she showered.

She then clutched her notebook and ran down the steps to the dining area.

At the foreground, the volume of the tv was blasting loud.

For once, she didn't complain of the noise.

Stayed put for a good 4 hours until the husband came home to bring her out for lunch.

She then chose to spend the remaining time at the mall while waiting for the husband to knock

off from work.

It was better off than being home alone in a big, detached house.

She needed a therapy to get her mind off many silly thoughts.

A dosage of her usual retail-therapy.

And she was a happy lady.

One more day to go...

Time, please hurry!